"I threw my money, sued someone, and humiliated myself"

                 Hi! My name is M**** **x. I'm an actress from the Volunteer State. My most remarkable movie is 2007's Transformers. A many of you know my career didn't turn out to be so great despite big anticipations around 2008.

                   In 2016, I was in the market for a house in California and was set up with one in Malibu for around three million. The seller was this female manager of a big bad actor.

                    I, rich as I am, bought the thing and moved in. Then I realized that it rather suites the kind of animals in my name than for humans. This thing is festering with mold, and the leakings cost me half a million! Damn! I had been warned by my lawyer that this pile of garbage was nightmarish. Then my humble a** ignored him and bought this mountain of s**t. 

                  This f***ing house gave me, what did I once say...Chronic Migraines and Constant Stress. Jesus If I could take back those freaking words! I went on and sued that manager! like her party had hidden any deficiencies of the property before the purchase. They did indeed warn me of some difficulties I would face with the condition of that damn house, yet still, my brilliance induced me to go ahead!

                   I admitted at the court that I had not read - though my stupid b**t had - critical emails from her party and inspection reports before the purchase. Then my majesty said that I was paying people to read them for me so that I did not have to myself! Maybe I should sue my arrogant rear end!

                  And this bull**** suing I did knowing that it was me who messed up cost me and many people a ton of time and money. 

                   The woman I messed with offered me a hundred grand to settle the case so I wouldn't embarrass myself anymore. I was shameless and broke enough to accept! I mean, at last, I wasn't even able to patch up my lawyer fees. In the end, I had thrown away money, sued someone else knowing that my stupidity got me into this mess, and humiliated myself by accepting a ransom. And I'm stuck with this horror house up my ***!