There ain't no way I'ma get away from her... jesus!

                  Yo my name is ***** ****. I'm one o' da biggest rappers of all time. I'm from da Big Peach. I started a company in my ma's name. Maybe I'ma even change my name to hers.

                 I been doin' a series o' shows named after my mama. Da recent one I did coupla days'go. Dat was in da Windy City.

                   Shit, I forgot to say ya'll I had been married for 7 damn years! Put that 'side coupla months back. A'least I tought I diiid and had a moment's damn peace! Anyways me 'n her, we got 4 kids. 

               Before da end o' the show, I did put ma **s on fire! Ya heard it. I was like tryna' bake ma biscuits. Then, me and ma dudes (One o' them is kinda a rapist, and the other nigga had run his mouth on gay dudes.) was hangin' on da stage.

                  Then ma damn ex shows up in a wedding gown on da stage! What 'd I do then? If I was in a subway or somethin' I woulda run off to da neighboring state! 

                I put up ma smile, let dem boys get pictures me with her and ma kids, and stepped out with her hand in mine cause I got a trade to run no matter how p***ed I was. There ain't no one to save me from her. She like "can't get enough o' your love baaabe!" 

                   Anyhow, I m'self planned da bloody scene, again cause I got a trade to run.